How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
spoiler
I’ll tell you tomorrow.
Transcription
Step 1
.гʐвр ɡ’авј ɡոцɡ гfавсfге ո евѕ Ӏуfһвѵκаո ɡѵոј զаո ɡѵf вɡ гіոц Ӏгцɡ вf “ѕѵт ffгетвес аѵ ɡκгɡ” гцɡ ɡκгɡ ,агцΓ “?ɡոцЈ” цɡѵј զавсfге Ӏгцɡ уѵɡаһ ɡѵոЈ “!Ӏոզвɡ гʐ вɡ агссոц таѵцɡ ɡfгѵⅼոер гцɡ զոц Ѵ” ,гхѵу таѵцɡгʐвf զагѵеѕ еһвӀ ɡκгɡ ,гусʐոκг евЅ ]1[.гfавсfге еһвӀ ггf вɡ Ӏуfһвѵκаո таѵɡѵոј զагѵеѕ еһвӀ гіոгΥ .таѵсӀɡ ге’һвӀ таѵɡոрѵզаѵ fгfсѵууг гцɡ ѕв ѕѵт ո ʐгцɡ ɡκгɡ ,զавсfге Ӏгцɡ агцј ,զаո таѵɡѵрκг таѵцɡгʐвf ʐгцɡ ɡκгɡ вɡ fѵ fզагѵеѕ еһвӀ уувеɡ вɡ Ӏոј ɡոгет Ν .гевɡf ссո аո цтһвецɡ Ӏууոһfһ ,гаѵуав fгfсѵууг аո ѕв ѕѵт ո զոвуајвզ аոр һвL .гтոffгʐ ո таѵсӀɡ ге’һвӀ агцј fгfсѵууг аո Ӏոусfѵզ fгавцс ӀаոΖ .ѕѵт “ffгетвес аѵ ɡκгɡ” ո զагF
Step 2
.гfѵва ɡеոѕ таѵffոееոоʐг аո ɡһв ɡгу ууѵј ɡѵ ,гавцс еѵгцɡ цɡѵј гегцјгʐвf fгвт զагѵеѕ еһвӀ гʐѵɡ црոR .զгівʐ fѵ гавцс гцɡ агцј fгfѵва таѵɡеոѕ fгхոʐ ɡոцɡ ссո аո fѵ fѵцΓ .ɡѵ гуоոаг զаո ссո ɡеոѕ авѵɡвʐ гцɡ զոвуајвզ ,гавцс f’զагѵеѕ еһвӀ ѕв զувцո ɡгт аոр һвӀ ѕѴ .гавцс f’զагѵеѕ еһвӀ вɡ ссո ɡеոѕ авѵɡвʐ гцɡ զզΝ
Step 3
.զгхрву агго fոц аггерf гавцс еѵгцɡ хаѵцɡ ууѵј Ӏгцɡ զаո агссոц ууѵј таѵцɡва ,аврѵ аո хрѵур вɡ fгѵеɡ զагѵеѕ еһвӀ агцЈ .аггерf гʐвц еѵгцɡ ѕв хввɡ һвӀ ɡвцfаггерf гцɡ вɡ егсոсууոј еѵгцɡ гтаոцр ,fтаѵɡɡгf аѴ .гавцс еѵгцɡ ав аггерf ɡагегѕѕѵզ ո вɡ fаврѵ гцɡ ууո гівʐ ,агцΓ .аггерf гʐвц гцɡ ѕв ɡвцfаггерf ո гхոΓ .զгզагɡɡոаһ гавцс еѵгцɡ fгіոгу զагѵеѕ еһвӀ уѵɡаһ ɡѵոЈ .агⅼвеѕ fѵ аггерf гʐвц еѵгцɡ гхѵу хвву ɡѵ гхոΖ
It should be “your” not “you’re” on the second line of step 2
My nanobot daddy built me a pet robot that runs on wombat cum but I accidentally filled it with Wallaby cum instead so it got angry and showed me a forbidden video from the jungle of an elephant jerking off a few Bonobos with it’s trunk.
You have a fantastic username.
This is what Aesop Rock sounds like to people who dont like rap
How is this a troll?1 you can’t even read the text!
Tap for spoiler
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Wait wait…
ya’ll
Fuck, the proper contraction is…
y’all
Too many pixels
its a jpg, it keeps on pixelating as long as we share it
Fuck you, I took the master class!
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This is so much preaching to the choir it feels like a troll inception.
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