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minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoAnd this week, the DIA will release a report about water, and it’s confirmed wetness.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down4·1 day agoWater is not wet. It makes other things wet. That’s like saying your pants are dressed.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoMy underwear has pants on 🤷♂️
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThey are. Each day I give them little outfits. What, you don’t?
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoWell, think of a particle man. Is he a dot or is he a speck? When he’s underwater, does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows. Particle man.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-222 hours agoParticle Man Song by They Might Be Giants ‧ 1990 Particle man, particle man Doing the things a particle can What’s he like, it’s not important Particle man Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he’s underwater, does he get wet Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows particle man Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates particle man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man Universe man, universe man Size of the entire universe, man Usually kind to smaller man Universe man He’s got a watch with a minute hand Millennium hand and an eon hand And when they meet, it’s a happy land Powerful man, universe man Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates person man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man
And this week, the DIA will release a report about water, and it’s confirmed wetness.
Water is not wet. It makes other things wet.
That’s like saying your pants are dressed.
My underwear has pants on 🤷♂️
They are. Each day I give them little outfits. What, you don’t?
Can water make water wet?
Well, think of a particle man. Is he a dot or is he a speck? When he’s underwater, does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows.
Particle man.
Particle Man Song by They Might Be Giants ‧ 1990
Particle man, particle man Doing the things a particle can What’s he like, it’s not important Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he’s underwater, does he get wet Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows particle man
Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates particle man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man
Universe man, universe man Size of the entire universe, man Usually kind to smaller man Universe man
He’s got a watch with a minute hand Millennium hand and an eon hand And when they meet, it’s a happy land Powerful man, universe man
Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man
Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates person man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man