• Katana314@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    (He walks in, wearing an un-flattering speedo)
    “Hey, babe. You ready for a good time?”
    “Oh. God. Honey…please, not now, I have a splitting headache. I’ve had this stuffed up nose and it feels like I haven’t been getting enough air all day.”
    “I have good news for you, and great news for me.”