Reminds me of my ex that would regularly need me to assist her with her stuffy nose as she had already discovered this effect. Do I ever miss that dusty apartment.
Wank your way to wellness.
Too bad it doesn’t work to stop my partner from snoring
I find that, if I just get up and jerk off in the basement, I can’t hear it for a while.
There’s this old Finnish saying: “Nuha lähtee nussimalla” which translates roughly to “Fucking gets rid of flu”. Guess there’s some truth to that, then.
Is that to be understood verbatim, or is it a euphemism for something?
It’s to be understood verbatim AFAIK :D
Why not write orgasm relieves sinus congestion? Do we need to codify how orgasm arrives? What about a stampede of angry zebras? That usually does the trick for me
Because it doesn’t work on Furries.
If a stampede of zebra’s gets you off more power to you.
Oh yeah!
Before I had septum surgery and I’d get constant congestion I thought that jerking off actually helped me to breath better. Honestly I actually thought it was placebo, nut apparently not!
Single best typo ever
lmao I won’t edit it
Hey! I remember you from a former life on reddit or lemmy or stackoverflow or something, and always thought of you as a decent person. Good to see you on lemmy.
Either Lemmy or reddit. I think we’ve talked here a few times. How’ve you been?
All good, new job, nice colleagues, supportive boss, fun car. You?
That’s awesome! I’m glad you’re doing well! 😊
Gives a whole new meaning to “unclogging those pipes”
Hell really makes you see porno a different way when the “handyman” come a knockin.
Shit, this can be my solution to my long term cat allergy, but i gonna collect more data on that.
Hope relief cums quickly
Ask for the cat’s consent fist
Please do not the cat
A cat is fine too.
A C A T I S F I N E T O O
Do not what the cat?
Fist
My thing is they say good sex can clear up allergies but what about bad sex?
It gives you allergies.
And gonohreia
No that comes from bad smelling.
It’s amazing how well your body can turn off pains and symptoms just because “might be mating!”
Have to look presentable! Be on top form!
Or bottom, we don’t judge here. Y’all do you
My gosh. Imagine how fucking congested I would be.
(He walks in, wearing an un-flattering speedo)
“Hey, babe. You ready for a good time?”
“Oh. God. Honey…please, not now, I have a splitting headache. I’ve had this stuffed up nose and it feels like I haven’t been getting enough air all day.”
“I have good news for you, and great news for me.”I can get rid of it in 30 seconds ;)
i can get my vibrator covered by insurance to cure migraines.
I tried to get insurance to cover my Chuck’s Suck ‘n Fuck 9000 but they blocked my number.
Formerly Sneeds
didn’t they used to call it “mania” back in the 17th century?
hysteria, I believe
That’s why, to this day, removal of a woman’s uterus is still called a ‘hysterectomy’. As in, removal of what causes hysteria.
The Greek word ‘hystera’ means womb, or uterus, so ‘hysteria’ is literally just ‘uterus syndrome’. To take a broader brush, it kind of means ‘woman syndrome’.
Surprises me we still use this naming convention in English, given the obvious modern connotations.
oh yeah! that’s what it was.
stop being hysterical you damnable woman!
You should find a place where nobody can see you first, though. Don’t ask me how I know
So other forms of orgasm offer no such relief?
Wet dreams? Though when I’m sick, congestion seems to disappear when I sleep (only to return after I wake up.) So if that’s normal and if wet dreams have some kind of decongestant property, we may never know.
Are there other forms of orgasm? Apart from spontaneous orgasms
Oh hello Mr Police Officer, I know this is a bus but I was really congested.
