“Shrimping vessels in Alabama” being the canary in the coalmine for the US entering into a fuel crisis is a very funny bit ngl

Bubba Gump’s Shrimp Hut in shambles

how am I supposed to fuel my P Diddy style shrimping vessel now? where will I do my inflatable tube man dances? somebody’s gotta get stabbed

Meat it’s not on the menu for very long it seems.

Vegetarian ascendance at hand.

I guess they better heed this sage advice:

Not so shrimple anymore mfs 🔫🦐