Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoIn a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestlemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1411arrow-down111
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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·edit-24 days agoFuck it. I’m living alone, I like pringles. I’m trying this out tomorrow.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up64·4 days agoThe world is ending you can just buy a toy
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·4 days agoWhy buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
minus-squarellamapocalypse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 days agoWhat a horrible day to be literate
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoWell, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 days agoA set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoMy dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
minus-squareosaerisxero@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoPlease report back with the results
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoPay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
Fuck it. I’m living alone, I like pringles. I’m trying this out tomorrow.
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
What a horrible day to be literate
Well, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
Go on…
Your uhhh, Username checks out.
The cylinder must not be harmed
My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
Please report back with the results
Use name checks out
Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.