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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

Have I been eating cereal wrong?

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Have I been eating cereal wrong?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    8 hours ago

    Probably so they don’t have to declare the milk in the calorie content…

    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      They need to at lest count my cum calories. It not safe ergonomically if they don’t and I sew

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      The whole nutrition facts section feels cherry picked too. Portion sizes are way too small. Every snack food ends up being 140 calories and like 27-31 grams, regardless of what it is. I wish everything was, like, per 10 grams or some other measurement from which I can extrapolate how big a piece of shit I am easily. I don’t want 27 grams of cereal, I want 40 because I’m a child trapped in an adult’s body, so now I gotta do the cross multiplying thing I learned when I was a kid, and I guess it’s good to stay fresh, but I don’t want to.

      All that being said, calorie counting apps are fantastic for anyone interested in keeping tabs on their bad habits. Not necessarily fixing them, just giving some ammo for when they’re depressed and shitting all over themselves.

      • purplemonkeymad@programming.dev
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        This is why the EU went with a 100g section. You can just read that to see the relative differences between products. Us definitely did a better job of making it readable. Some allowed formats are just mushed up text.

      • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        New rule. Give your product to 10 random people off the street. Get them to pour out one portion that they’d eat.

        Take the average, that’s now your portion size.

        • Sintinium@lemmy.zip
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          Who decides the bowl or plate size? It has a psychological effect on how much we think we eat.

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Regulate harder!

  • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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    6 hours ago

    Today on flowerpots as cereal bowls

    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      You don’t smoke the pot butter a flower. Goes against male a raise right make the cereal ways moren ever before.

  • LSNLDN@slrpnk.net
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    10 hours ago

    No wonder AI is so confused

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    9 hours ago

    Because you’re supposed to eat the bowl, obviously. The milk is just there for the bowl to float upon.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    When you hold the cereal bowl in your lap, but the cereal is so good you launch the bowl in the air with your ejaculate.

    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      I just ejaculater. It way easier than all that shit

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      8 hours ago

      I want that cereal.

      • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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        2 hours ago

        Give me it too

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    14 hours ago

    * Serving Suggestion

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Lidl has you beat

      The house is somehow a serving suggestion

      • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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        Don’t tell vikings they can eat your house; they will for thet do as a way to have the wood ibto itself whicg is how it grows back evety yesr

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        This is why there’s no affordable housing, lidl enjoyers keep eating them all

  • zxqwas@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Milk before both cereal AND bowl.

    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      I put my bowl between the couch and the Groupon and i know it does so I get it back awhn I eat it and then i have done so it go

    • mecen@lemmy.ca
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      Debate over.

  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 hours ago

    The waves on the south sea of milk were choppy all month as we voyaged from the buttered bread bay to the coffee or tea isles., My cereal boat was rocked from tip to trough. Several were lost at sea, and those who remained had to contest with the unending motion sickness and repairs.

  • 4am@lemmy.zip
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    It’s on my lap and I’m really into cereal.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Yes. Milk… that’s what’s in my lap.

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    Thanks, AI.

    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      No thay do for ever

    • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      those types of ads have existed since before 2021

      if you someone managed to make a real ad that doesnt look extremely weird before 2021, they deserve all of elon musks wealth

    • cally@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      I don’t think this is exclusively an AI thing, more of a weird cereal box/marketing thing

      • hoch@lemmy.world
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        People love bitching about AI in every thread

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
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        It’s probably their attempt to confuse AI.

    • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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      Leave poor Al alone, all he does is bring us joy with his music.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    It just spilled a little. No use crying over it.

    • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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      No no, tears go on top.

  • ddplf@szmer.info
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    Not milk

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Lait

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      Mölk

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        Mjolk

  • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    You always put the cereal bowl in the milk bowl so the cereal doesn’t get soggy.

  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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    Hey. Don’t hate until you have tried it. Maybe they’re onto something?

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    milk and sugary crap is always wrong

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