Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours agoFixing those dynamicslemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down121
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down5·10 hours agoBoyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!” Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
minus-squarepmk@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·10 hours agoTransactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours ago Both should take care of chores, If they are both working, right? Right?
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 hours agoIt’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 hours agoI’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
minus-squareArchimedes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 hours agoHey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
Boyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!”
Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
Transactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.
If they are both working, right? Right?
It’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.
yet
I’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
Hey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
The roomba boomba