cool sign
That’s kinda… wholesome
First class problem solving!
this one hits a little harder bc she’s a lookalike to my first gf.
Not sure who this is but they look like Daisy Ridley to me.
Is her attitude similar?
But I poop from there
Not right now you don’t
Afterwards it comes out as milkshake.
Eehhhh we just broke up and my ass is going un-pegged for too long…
If I can trust the internet, the world is full of opportunities.
I mean siblings and step mothers and fathers and you know what I mean…
Loool yeah, guess i just have to get stuck in the washing machine and some step family member ive never met will “help me”
mommy
Boyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!”
Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
Transactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.
Both should take care of chores,
If they are both working, right? Right?
It’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.
yet
I’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
Hey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
The roomba boomba
