Blue shell life / blue shell wife… or something. There’s probably a joke in here about bullet bill too, but I’m so busy winning at mariokart I can’t spare the time to think it up.
I figured lol. Blue your load too early, I guess. But never be ashamed of a good joke, great minds think alike, you never know unless you try, other vague platitudes that are a clever way to distract from the starman I’ve carried up four places get wreeeeecked
This Luigi’s wily, and knows alternate routes to keep your knuckles white, pulse pounding, breath hot in your mouth. Watch me while I focus on chasing that Peach, eating up track until she let’s go of the wheel.
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Blue shell life / blue shell wife… or something. There’s probably a joke in here about bullet bill too, but I’m so busy winning at mariokart I can’t spare the time to think it up.
(I only deleted it after seeing you’d used the same metaphor, but for blue balls —which is the opposite of what my Luigi wants.)
I figured lol. Blue your load too early, I guess. But never be ashamed of a good joke, great minds think alike, you never know unless you try, other vague platitudes that are a clever way to distract from the starman I’ve carried up four places get wreeeeecked
This Luigi’s wily, and knows alternate routes to keep your knuckles white, pulse pounding, breath hot in your mouth. Watch me while I focus on chasing that Peach, eating up track until she let’s go of the wheel.