• Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      4 hours ago

      Hey it seemed like a good idea at the time, and it’s not like it could make the joycon drift any worse. Those straps don’t really replace a flared base though, do they…

      • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
        1·
        4 hours ago

        You’re making the case for something more suited to controlling that ass? Not that the alternatives aren’t going to have you making involuntary movements that will affect your ability to stay in charge…

  • hingledingle@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    1·
    4 hours ago

    I can just barely see, I might have to get a bit closer, and you have to stop jumping and swaying with each curve.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      1·
      3 hours ago

      Hey, moving target just adds to the challenge. Where’s the fun if everything’s easy? 😜

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      1·
      3 hours ago

      Given the average MarioKart 8 race takes two minutes, and you can get me off and make it back to first? Pretty bold claim… 😉

  • PoisedRanger@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    5 hours ago

    Challenge accepted! Though I have to admit my good hand-eye-coordination and experience will not be enough to beat your impeccable winning strategy. 🤩🍑

    Guess I’ll have to find another way to beat you. 😏

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    2·
    6 hours ago

    Ok, I mean… I think we’re on Choco Mountain now, but I can’t … really tell.

    Howabout this:

    If I somehow win, I flip you around, and then we cruise down Jungle Parkway?

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      6·
      10 hours ago

      Sure but then again I wouldn’t be winning if I stopped blocking the screen with my juicy ass.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      3 hours ago

      Careful diving in there; if you miss, a lickitus shows up and drops you back where you were.

      (god that pun is a stretch)

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      3·
      9 hours ago

      Blue shell life / blue shell wife… or something. There’s probably a joke in here about bullet bill too, but I’m so busy winning at mariokart I can’t spare the time to think it up.

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          9 hours ago

          I figured lol. Blue your load too early, I guess. But never be ashamed of a good joke, great minds think alike, you never know unless you try, other vague platitudes that are a clever way to distract from the starman I’ve carried up four places get wreeeeecked

          • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            1·
            8 hours ago

            This Luigi’s wily, and knows alternate routes to keep your knuckles white, pulse pounding, breath hot in your mouth. Watch me while I focus on chasing that Peach, eating up track until she let’s go of the wheel.

  • ExhibiCat@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    10 hours ago

    That remains to be seen. Mario has a way of pulling out a banana at the right point in time to change up the game 🍌

    This is very definitely the right time to make the race more slippery 😈 but to a gentleman winning the game means not finishing first 😇