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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Ultra-processed was designed so you can’t stop eating it.

    • Spooge@lemmy.world
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      Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can’t respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.

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        Funny, I can’t respect a person that eats their Doritos in private fear while pretending they’re above it in public. Zero trust.

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          Pipe down.

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            Yo, Bird up!

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            I don’t care where your pipe is or what pipe your talking about or what pipe location even has to do with any of this, if you’re too ashamed to eat Doritos in public, you don’t deserve to enjoy them in private.

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              Great joke! You’ve truly got the whole humor thing nailed down.

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                Thanks! And you, apparently, have a pipe down, hope it’s not an important one.

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        Imagine meeting your lawyer while he’s eating Doritos and then you shake hands with him

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          Gotta sneak a bit of that delicious finger dust.

      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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        Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.

        Jokes on you, that’s the lawyer I want.

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      Well, if you stop eating you die anyway!

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        That’s just big food propaganda

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          I mean have you ever met anyone who’s died of hunger?

          No? Coincidence?

          I think

          NOT!

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