• TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
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    6 hours ago

    Except for Arthur and Douglas MacArthur … they’re the only father and son pair to receive our nation’s highest military award for courage above and beyond the call of duty. Now, as I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I think I’m going to give one to myself, one to them, and we’ll have a threesome

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      3 hours ago

      As the audience gasped, he quickly pivoted to suggesting giving just one of his two sons

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      5 hours ago

      It’s even funnier because “neither of whom have served in the military, like him.” 💥👏👏👏