I’m thinking seriously about stealing his sock.
Time to “misplace” a pen.
If you’re going on down to Nashville looking for a sole to steal, look under your seat.
Steel Toes are safety shoes for a reason.
“accidently” step on it.
Fuck that. I’d ask him to stop and then tell the flight attendant immediately if it doesn’t. If he wants a footrest, he’s welcome to purchase a second ticket for the seat in front of him.
I agree with you, but (as someone who’s reconfigured the seating on a lot of airplanes) we gotta hold airlines accountable for the continued war on leg room.
As a tall person that must now pay extra for the privilege of not having to cut my legs off to fly comfortably, I appreciate having another soldier in the fight.
I have to pay for business class because I’m stupidly tall and even that was a little tight. Every time my wife wants me to fly internationally I avoid the conversation like the plague because I don’t want to have to pay for first class.
Other passengers shouldn’t be a collateral damage.
100% Agreed.
This is the correct response.
Yes it’s weird to take your shoes off and stretch out on a flight, but the real problem is the airlines being cheap motherfuckers.
I literally can’t fit on planes with 30" seat pitch.
Not a single open seat on the flight.
I was with my family, so I simply adopted a wide stance.
Not calling anybody a liar, but for me to be able to continue in society I’m telling myself this is staged.
Oh it wasn’t staged.
I would say I don’t know the guy, but given his foot poked and carressed my leg at various points during the flight, I would argue we are at some greater level of intimacy.
Now kiss.
We missed that opportunity. I will now go my life wondering what could have been if I left my wife and kids, and started anew with the foot freak in seat 23A.
Oops! Sorry I dropped my pickle juice
I find hot coffee readily available and much more effective.
Grind it and start moaning.
I legitimately think he would have liked that.
If you steal his sock you steal his soul
Drop you bag repeatedly
I shouldn’t have had to scroll so far for this correct answer.
Should have peed on it.
I think he might have been into tbat.
crush every single bone!
