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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other

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Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other

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Investors of a purportedly "five-star" bunker in rural South Dakota, called Vivos xPoint, are already at each others' throats.
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    Can we stage a fake crisis so they all flee to their bunkers, then we all lock them inside?

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      This is sort of the premis of the book “the future” by Naomi Alderman

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        Oh interesting I’ll have to give that a look.

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      Unfortunately for us we have some very real crisis in the pipeline!

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        We do and we could fix it, if these fuckers just disappeared.

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      🤞

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      Genius. I’m getting my asteroid ready. Get your telescope lined up.

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        Can we seal the bunkers with cement?

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      We just have to have teams in place to break them up so they don’t come back out again.

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