I had one French roll left and 2 dogs
Is that ketchup I see under those weiners? That’s it
Ketchup and mustard
Mustard on hotdogs
Ketchup on hotdogs
Guess where I grew up lol
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hot 2 frot
bourgeois decadence has hit new lows
Bourgeois is when there is multiple dogs, and the more dogs the more bourgeois it is
lil gay but we roll w that vibe
the type of greed they talk about in the bible
1 deadly sin down, 6 to go
The sausage should never stick out of the bun. (1) Have you no sense of decency sir, it looks like an uncut penis. (2) For practical reason it cannot hold the sauce and toppings. What is the point of hot dog without sauce and toppings.
Bunless dog is the tantalizing foreplay of glizzy guzzling
they say the two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.
When you and your partner are throat goats and want to lady and the tramp a hotdog together you gotta get creative
In a timeline where Napoleon keeps Loisana then conquers the USA instead of exile to Elba and Germany keeps France instead of restoring the bourbons, is the baguette hotdog invented in French America or German France?
German France for sure
that’s called switzerland, and they didn’t so
Hell yea glizzy time
madame la guillotine, s’il vous plait
Updated, thanks for the heads up
maintenant, vous pouvez suivre ici, pour les crimes contre les baguettes
(fr, won’t this be also dry as shit?)
Not when you slop it up with some chili
Just a Ie Gohias ovah
A man is lost without sauce, but he can be lost in the sauce as well
Should’ve done some docking to make them fit. Amateur
I enjoy some tip ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
a double fuckin glizzy, my dude?
Sah da tay my damie
No more shocking than a hot dog bowl
Better than a dish my mom invented that she called “hot dog salad.” It involved throwing an entire pack of skinless hot dogs (sub-Plumpers/Oscar Mayer tier; it was a local/regional brand), sweet pickle relish, Miracle Whip, and [it was so god-awful that I memory-holed the rest] into a food processor, hitting “liquefy,” and smearing the resulting goop with its cacophony of vomit-inducing flavors onto sandwiches.
There’s a reason I learned to cook when I was a tween. Someone had to save us from Hot Dog Hitler.
That’s horrendous
And i say that as someone who grew up in the Midwest
Home of putting mayonnaise in things they shouldn’t and calling it salad
Strawberry Pretzel Salad is actually pretty good though
…do I want to know more or is it just as bad as it sounds?
CW: Meat Product
