Better than a dish my mom invented that she called “hot dog salad.” It involved throwing an entire pack of skinless hot dogs (sub-Plumpers/Oscar Mayer tier; it was a local/regional brand), sweet pickle relish, Miracle Whip, and [it was so god-awful that I memory-holed the rest] into a food processor, hitting “liquefy,” and smearing the resulting goop with its cacophony of vomit-inducing flavors onto sandwiches.
There’s a reason I learned to cook when I was a tween. Someone had to save us from Hot Dog Hitler.
No more shocking than a hot dog bowl
Better than a dish my mom invented that she called “hot dog salad.” It involved throwing an entire pack of skinless hot dogs (sub-Plumpers/Oscar Mayer tier; it was a local/regional brand), sweet pickle relish, Miracle Whip, and [it was so god-awful that I memory-holed the rest] into a food processor, hitting “liquefy,” and smearing the resulting goop with its cacophony of vomit-inducing flavors onto sandwiches.
There’s a reason I learned to cook when I was a tween. Someone had to save us from Hot Dog Hitler.
That’s horrendous
And i say that as someone who grew up in the Midwest
Home of putting mayonnaise in things they shouldn’t and calling it salad
Strawberry Pretzel Salad is actually pretty good though
…do I want to know more or is it just as bad as it sounds?
CW: Meat Product