Well he would have to say that, being the FIFA World Peace Prize recipient and all.

I can’t wait.

I’m more excited about this than I have been for any movie in ages.

But…but…that’s antisemitic…right?

“That’s an absolute lie!”

Oh ok then. Sorry to bother you Mr War Criminal, as you were.

That’s a separate question.

I’m a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

Some people should be sterilised.

Ireland would be in the top 10 (if such an index were to exist) as we’re currently sitting around #4 in the Human Freedom Index. But we’re militarily neutral, and far more experienced in peace keeping rather than strategic military conflict.

So we’d sit that one out.

There’s more than a handful of member states involved in some form of armed conflict.

Who would be the enforcers?

I would have agreed before but do you really have faith that the Obtuse Orange man wouldn’t just let Bibi do what he wants in exchange for a public patting on the head?

It’s win win for Israel.

“America won’t let us, guess they’re antisemitic after all”

Or

“My best friend Donny said I could, any issues should be taken up with him, and that would make you antisemitic”.