This is a shitpost community, but I’m 100% committed to this chart.
How do we read this chart if we’ve been told we’re a muppet?
Starfox 64
Muppet. Fury. Road.
Fuzzy Road
Mad Max: Furry R0w0d
Moving right along.
Footloose and WITNESS ME!
Muppet Interstellar.
"It’s not possible… "
No, it’s necessary.
Muppet Training Day with Kermit and Fozzie
I’d actually go to the movies for this. I never go to the movies.
Beauty and the Beast but the Beast is the only Real person and he turns into a muppet at the end
I would pay good money to see this film.
Is he a beast or a muppet?
It’s like belle (miss piggy) saying “what a hideous beast” and it’s just a guy
No it’s Hugh Jackman
That reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode with the woman getting facial surgery. “The eye of the beholder” or something along those lines
I was going for a play on the song am I a man or a muppet, but replacing man for beast, was maybe a bit obscure
Woosh straight over my head
Why is there a second “No” after the first “Yes?”
Yeson the first question andNoon the second question both lead to the end nodeDon't botherI posit we could remake some (not all) of the Muppet movies and still get good movies. Not the one with Tim Curry, that one had Tim Curry in it. Can’t be improved upon.
Muppet Treasure Island has been in my top five movies of all time for as long as I can remember. In addition to Tim Curry, it has one of my favorite exchanges in all of cinematic history:
“It just feels weird.”
“What? That Captain Smollet is dead?”
“Yeah, that… and my pants are filled with starfish.”
“…you and your hobbies!”
Muppet Hudson Hawk. Everyone BUT the Hawk is a Muppet.
The musical bits! You genius!
Heck I just hope they do restart the Muppet Show. The soft pilot was pretty good, actually got me to watch a Sabrina Carpenter performance, and Seth Rogen’s punchability is at an all-time low. Come on Disney. (I hate saying those words)
Muppet centipede? Human centimuppet?
As soon as The Muppets and Lucasfilm were both owned by Disney, my friends and I spent a lot of time taking about how a Muppet Star Wars just makes sense.
Now, it’s a bit of a crowded space, with Blue Harvest and Space Balls already doing a lot of parody work in this area, but I think there’s still room. The only problem is that I think the normal formula would have Luke be played by a human and everyone else be Muppets, but Kermit feels like he’d be a great Luke. So you’d need one of the other key roles to be human to balance it out.
I think we’d need a human Yoda too. Just an any guy.
Danny DeVito would make a good yoda.
Danny Devito would be a great Chewie
All I want is Muppet Princess Bride, but no one will make it
This actually sounds genius. Be the change you want to see in the world!
Stop suggesting good uses for AI!
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
They should do a remake of Groundhog Day. Make a bunch of fancy trailers with over the top cinematic effects. Whole 9.
Then play the original Groundhog Day, completely unedited.
The Lord of the Rings, but Gandalf is the only human actor and everyone else are Muppets.
The inspiration for the chart was actually another thread about exactly this. Here’s the roster I suggested:
- Aragorn: Kermit
- Arwen: Ms Piggy
- Legolas: Janice
- Gimli: Rowlf
- Boromir: Sean Bean (human)
- Gandalf: Dr Teeth
- Frodo: Elijah Wood (human)
- Sam: Fozzy
- Merry: Rizzo
- Pippin: Gonzo
- Saruman: Sam Eagle
- Ringwraiths: Statler and Waldorf
- Bombadil: Swedish Chef
Another commenter noted that Janice would be too good as Galadriel to cast her as Legolas. Which is a very valid point.
Swedish Chef as Tom Bombadil is perfect!
Elijah Wood muppified, but he turns more and more human as the Ring corrupts him. Gollum is fully human, nude, slimy.
Golem:
Nah, Gollum is played by Animal.
