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May he stand next to many openable windows
Windows are actually not the most dangerous part. Many a people ended up falling - believe it or not - DIRECTLY on Polonium bullets. Go figure!
This is major fucking news. What business could he possibly have there? Maybe they told him the bourbon is amazing.
my guess is he’s delivering intel to assist with russian hacking of the midterm elections
This is very insensitive. He’s attending his handler’s wedding. This should be a thing of joy and you people just want to make it about conspiracies.
Imagine getting assigned Kash Patel at the handler academy. Everyone else gets these super cool ones and you get that.
Then he keeps showing up in your personal life, but everyone tells you to be nice because he’s like the idiot runt, but all your handler buddies still give you shit at weekend BBQs.
What business could he possibly have there?
Firmware update and hardware maintenance.
Russia = Vodka
Yo, Ukraine - two birds one stone?
Guess it’s his turn to suck the tit
Everyone at the FBI security department just shat their collective pants.
Imagine trying to secure the devices of someone so hell bent on doing whatever he feels like and vehemently resistant to correction.
They’re gonna make folks dump their phones before the plane home just like they did in China.
not ‘everyone’. i’m sure he’s getting all the assistance a drunk idiot needs to deliver whatever the fuck he’s taking there.
One way?
One can only hope!
His ass looks like a goddamn gulag prisoner. Maybe he’ll get to be one.
Russia’s gonna have the chance to do the funniest thing
He is going to autograph the Russian soldiers uniforms.
Even better. In Russia he will be hosted by the FSB, Russia’s security agency. What can possibly go wrong?
Krashout, might I recommend finding the longest flight of stairs and just stand next to it, really take in the view.
Watch Moscows AA shoot his plane down 😂
Nah, they just lost Moscow mitch. They need another cheap lifetime asset.
Again? Wasn’t he just there for the 4th of July? /Jk(?)
Didn’t Lindsey Graham go to Russia for the 4th last year? Politico is kind of saying that Lindsay died not soon after a bill was agreed upon to put sanctions on Russia. I guess put it on the pile.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/14/graham-russia-sanctions-00997329
Edit: I thought Lindsey was part of that group, but it was 7 other republican senators and a republican house member in 2018 :
- Sen. Richard Shelby (Alabama)
- Sen. Ron Johnson (Wisconsin)
- Sen. John Thune (South Dakota)
- Sen. John Kennedy (Louisiana)
- Sen. Jerry Moran (Kansas)
- Sen. John Hoeven (North Dakota)
- Sen. Steve Daines (Montana)
- Rep. Kay Granger (Texas)
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/395719-gop-senators-visited-moscow-on-july-4/
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