• Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    I’m like, super stressed you guys. Frankly, if you want me to straighten out, we probably all ought to revert to a 32 hour work week, better yet, 24 with full time pay. That ought to sploosh relief right into me. Us. It’s science!

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.

    He’s trying to get ahead of a leak that he’s gay.

    He’s trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.

    I’m going with the first one, because people in power don’t give a fuck about anyone else.

  • Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    excessive job stress, social pressure, past sexual experiences, and weak religious practice

    Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      Nah, they’ll just replace everyone with AI & robots. People will be stressed, but it won’t be from work - problem solved!

      • chaosCruiser@futurology.today
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        Can’t they just hire gay people in the first place? Can’t turn gay if you’re already gay.

        Or maybe working hard could make you super gay… or straight? I don’t know how this works.

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          I think it’s a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.

          So once you’re super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.

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        But isn’t losing a job a work stress? And since they don’t want gays, nobody will be fired.

        Additionally, if they don’t want you to be gay, they should employ you, otherwise you would work elsewhere, maybe for some libtard, who would stress you and turn you gay on purpose.

  • Atomic@sh.itjust.works
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    He’s right though, there i am, working my ass off, deadlines that fall behind and people running left and rightto catch the post-truck with that last minute delivery for the day, and all of a sudden, there we both stand, exhausted, over worked, and just start to furiously make out.

    It’s a real problem. And i for one am glad someone is taking this with the seriousness it deserves.