What is it called when you can’t take it anymore, but keep taking it? :3
Ohhh so that’s why I love cock so much
Whatever works
10/10 Perfect comment.
“I need to suck off a twink to deal with all this stress.”
I’m like, super stressed you guys. Frankly, if you want me to straighten out, we probably all ought to revert to a 32 hour work week, better yet, 24 with full time pay. That ought to sploosh relief right into me. Us. It’s science!
I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.
He’s trying to get ahead of a leak that he’s gay.
He’s trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.
I’m going with the first one, because people in power don’t give a fuck about anyone else.
Option 3: Look what you made him do.
Finally bigotry I can support.
excessive job stress, social pressure, past sexual experiences, and weak religious practice
Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.
Being gay in the past is strongly correlated to being gay in the present!
Correlation isn’t causation
Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.
frequent visitor habit
The response to that is “If that is the case, why aren’t you sucking dick?”
Suddenly, conservatives are for a shorter work week.
I wonder what Lindsey would say
Nah, they’ll just replace everyone with AI & robots. People will be stressed, but it won’t be from work - problem solved!
Can’t they just hire gay people in the first place? Can’t turn gay if you’re already gay.
Or maybe working hard could make you super gay… or straight? I don’t know how this works.
I think it’s a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.
So once you’re super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.
It all makes sense now. When you max out your straightness value, but keep on pushing, you cause an integer overflow. That’s a sneaky way to end up being super gay.
Exactly! It’s like Ghandi in Civilization.
LOL. What a classic move. The fastest way to world peace is to invade every nation and murder everyone.
But isn’t losing a job a work stress? And since they don’t want gays, nobody will be fired.
Additionally, if they don’t want you to be gay, they should employ you, otherwise you would work elsewhere, maybe for some libtard, who would stress you and turn you gay on purpose.
4d chess
That dude looks stressed as fuck.
I’m calling in gay tomorrow and citing a world leader.
“I’m not gay, I’m overworked.”
-That guy
Right before putting the cock back in his mouth.
He’s right though, there i am, working my ass off, deadlines that fall behind and people running left and rightto catch the post-truck with that last minute delivery for the day, and all of a sudden, there we both stand, exhausted, over worked, and just start to furiously make out.
It’s a real problem. And i for one am glad someone is taking this with the seriousness it deserves.
That read like sci-fi fanfic. I love it!
Working hard or hardly working, eh?
