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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 hours ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 hours ago
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  • BartyDeCanter@piefed.social
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    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

    • gimp
    • finger
    • john the ripper
    • libcaca
    • toilet
    • fsck
    • Scrollone@feddit.it
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      Also, in Italian “sudo” means “I sweat”.

      sudo nano
      

      means “I sweat, dwarf”

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      Also there’s Rufus

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      20 hours ago

      unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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        man

        every Command Line Interface Tool

        (not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          16 hours ago

          man man

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            I just watched that movie.

          • sensation@sh.itjust.works
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            This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.

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              I giggle every time I see ‘man touch’

            • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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              I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told

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                In this context I really hope you mean aides.

      • T156@lemmy.world
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        17 hours ago

        jq, ed

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          deleted by creator

    • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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      12 hours ago

      Also bitchx

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      Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the “finger” util in college, lol.

      Also finger \! && exit

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      Don’t forget fuck

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      I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

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        The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

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          Ah so BDSM then /s

          • Tako Penisu@sh.itjust.works
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            No just BSD

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              13 hours ago

              BSDMobile?

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            Oh. Plenty, they just don’t fuck with ‘consent’.

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          I avoided Gnome for exactly that reason for years but the shell extensions for gnome have improved a lot and it’s pretty flexible now. If you don’t mind depending on the addin authors maintaining your favorites.Dash to panel or dock is virtually a whole different UI.

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            I honestly find it odd that anyone brings up “no choices” and “lack of customisation” as a point against GNOME at all… Nothing in any desktop environment comes close to the versatility of GNOME extensions.

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              finally someone says it.

              the extensions might not be core utilities of gnome and break on an update, but they allow for customization that even kde doesn’t provide yet everyone is saying gnome has a “lack of customization”

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      Pip yay

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      deleted by creator

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      Ugh, “gimp”? Seriously?

      And the name isn’t great either.

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        GNU Image Manipulation Program or GIMP

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        Green is my pepper.

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        You’re right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!

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          Good way to get Stallman to kill you

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          They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.

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