ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up1232arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1225arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square111fedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 hours agoI’m not shitting in Pinocchio
minus-squareVandals_handle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoDo you think Pinocchio farts would sound more like a woodwind instead of a trombone?
minus-squareVandals_handle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoIt’s Pinocchio, a lyre, perhaps a duet.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-24 hours agoThat’s what she said EDIT: I’ll see myself out. What the fuck is wrong with me. I have to go. I’m going. Sorry, everyone! I’m leaving.
I’m not shitting in Pinocchio
Do you think Pinocchio farts would sound more like a woodwind instead of a trombone?
Slide whistle
It’s Pinocchio, a lyre, perhaps a duet.
Look dad! I’m a real toilet!
That’s what she said
EDIT: I’ll see myself out. What the fuck is wrong with me. I have to go. I’m going. Sorry, everyone! I’m leaving.