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daannii@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

True torture

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True torture

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daannii@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    A wise player covers their race/class weaknesses with equipment and items.

    That’s why I have a bag of those little floss picks in every room

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    Use your tongue to count your teeth. Once you get an idea which tooth it is, it’s a lot easier to find stuff stuck in there.

    Proprioception in your mouth is weird if you don’t actively practice.

    And it helps with cross training your tongue for other tasks.

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      Once you’ve trained the oral dexterity for other tasks, you just need to add an effective strategy. One I’ve had good results with is to think of a message and then spell it out with your tongue right on the button. This combines a set of repetitive motions with unpredictability.

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      …what…other tasks do you speak of? ಠ_ಠ

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        Orating tongue-twisters

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    I will say every now and then, sloshing water around in my mouth and spitting it out will sometimes dislodge it.

    Aggressive sloshing. Like try to increase pressure of water movements.

    Idk how to describe it. But yeah. It has worked a few times for me.

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    I cast tastebuds in your asshole.

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      Lets build a bridge out of her!

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    "You Bitch… I CAST [MEND BUTTCRACK]!

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    I counter with itchy spot on the bottom of your foot

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      Inside. Somewhere below the surface. Scratching it does nothing.

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        you know my pain

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      While you’re driving

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    Ahh fuck. Now I actually feel like I have popcorn in my teeth.

    Oh god maybe I do. No? Aaaahhhhhhhhhh

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    This is why I no longer eat popcorn. It’s too mediocre to deal with this bullshit

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    https://youtu.be/AUvbkAtumXI

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    I take 1 stack of bleed casting toothpick of removal, popcorn resisted the effect.

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    Guide the toothpick with your tongue, easy.

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    I counter with manual breathing!

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    Roasted foxnuts are better.

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