Intentionally vague use of “emergency situation” to encourage people to share. If you handle emergency situations as a profession, what’s a particularly interesting one.
Intentionally vague use of “emergency situation” to encourage people to share. If you handle emergency situations as a profession, what’s a particularly interesting one.
My 9 year old woke me up before 6 on a weekend saying “Dad, dad, there’s an emergency!”
I got up to find the bathroom covered in sand and water and a toilet full of sand and shattered glass after a jar had been dropped in it.
Honestly, I had no idea what was going on, and yet complete certainly that someone was doing things they were not supposed to be doing and that the fact that I had to be awake right now means that this was going to be a bad day.
Don’t worry though, there’s a happy ending. We sold the child to a gang of poachers and regained all the free time and peace of mind we’ve been missing out on. And with the profits I plan to buy a Miata.
In our case we sold to a roaming band of gypsies. Which I didn’t even think was a thing in the 21st century, New Zealand, until I posted an ad online
Hmmm, I had a similar emergency a bunch of years back but never thought to sell one of the kids.
In my case it was the town sanitation department trying to unclog the sewers by blasting a high pressure stream up my house’s drain line. The only consequence was me having a conversation with them about distinguishing the sewer lines from home drains
Funnily enough, this is a common tactic used to prevent having the kids in the first place and avoid these emergencies all together.
Miata is always the answer!
Seconded.
Right choice with the miata. Not sure how much you got for the kid but you could get a few miatas. Well you could a few years ago… the old ones seem popular these days… as they should be.