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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago
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