This stuff is infuriating on multiple levels
TL;DR:
- Restaurant only accepts orders made from the app
- Restaurant “mini” app is 200 mb and I had a sim card with 500mb/day
- When you finally get to pay, they must “verify you’re a human” with an otp code sent to your phone number
- For saving money they don’t send the otp code via SMS but via WhatsApp, which is blocked in the country
- Restaurant doesn’t accept cash
- Restaurant doesn’t accept credit cards
- Restaurant only accepts payments from a local app that requires id verification with passport scanning
- Taxis need to be called with an app
- In order to use the taxi app you need to register with the phone number and scan the passport and so on
Full story:
I went to china, first thing I went out for a walk and after a couple hours of walking I wanted to eat, so I went to KFC as I was intrigued by an ad showing a shrimp burger and a nori seaweed flavored fried chicken. (Yes, they looked tasty in the pictures, although by typing this, it doesn’t look like it’s actually tasty. Probably the “shrimp” burger is just surimi made with the cheapest shit gathered from the oceans and then just slushed in a patty. No, I could not try them, for the reason written below)
I went inside and I saw no self ordering kiosk. Oh no, I have to do social interaction with my poor Chinese proficiency. I go to the cashier and… there’s only a order pickup point. I ask and they say need to order from their app, just scan the qr code.
Now, luckily I ordered a travel esim with 500mb/day, as the store didn’t have public WiFi
I scan the qr code and it doesn’t work. It’s a proprietary version of qr code developed by tencent, need to use WeChat to scan.
I already had WeChat installed, I scanned it. It needed to download a KFC “mini app” and I agreed. 200 FUCKING MEGABYTES??? What does it contains, 4k movies of fried chicken???
After burning the whole data plan on that “mini” app I do the order and before paying: WAIT, YOU MUST LOGIN!
WTF? I thought the point of using WeChat is that I was already logged in a platform? Ok, let’s login. WAIT! HOW DO WE KNOW THAT YOU’RE NOT A BOT? Please verify your phone number!
WTF??? I just need my weird seafood flavored chicken, why do you need my phone number??
At that point I was already 20 minutes in, and due to the fallacy of sunk cost I agreed to let them “verify” my phone number. Which for some reason they sent via WhatsApp instead of texting it. Luckily the travel esims are somehow exonerated from the gfw so I could receive it.
Ok, identity “verified”, now need to pay. Oh, can’t pay in cash??? Can’t pay with credit card??? Only weixin pay. I try to check, needs passport verification.
At this point I just flip the table and I give up, I want to go back to my hotel room.
I’m tired boss, I don’t want to walk another 2 hours, let’s take a taxi. Last time I went to China it was pre-covid. In order to take a taxi you just needed to go on the side of the road, wait 30 seconds and a taxi would stop. Now there are no taxis at all??? I call my friend and he says it’s normal, everyone orders a Didi now from the phone. I see it’s another 200 mb app and I even don’t try it, as I’m 100% sure it will ask phone verification and pay with weixin pay.
I give up and just start to walk…
Luckily I see taxi dropping someone on the side of the road so I run there to ask get me home. When we arrive he directly shows me a laminated card for paying with weixin. I give him a 20 yuan bill for the 14 yuan ride. He probably tells me that he doesn’t have change. I don’t understand. It’s ok buddy, keep the change.
‘I went to China’… Ahh see, there’s the root issue.
I ask and they say need to order from their app, just scan the qr code
Yeah, that’s the point I would have turned around and walked out.
if you lived in china long term you wouldn’t have these problems because you would have already given up all your personal data and privacy to the state. but hey, you’d get some convenience out of it, so not so bad, right?
Actually it gives no convenience, only incovenience. When I lived there for 2 years about 20 years ago and everything was cash and you could at any moment just hail a taxi, a minibus, one these bycicle guys, tell where you want to go, give cash, it was very convenient.
The app:
It just has thumbnails of food shown at 200*150 pixels, how it can be 200 mb???
Well for starters it’s probably an embedded browser made to look like an app so there you go, 100mb for that. The google / apple libraries, 20mb, telemetry, 50mb… Then don’t forget the image cache on the device that they will never clear.
You have to put the telemetry and spyware somewhere, and do you expect them to just not package every single NPM library into the app as statically linked libraries? We don’t do logic or consumer protections around here, now scan your passport and proceed to the booth for your butthole size verification so we know exactly how big of a fist we can get in there.
Probably bundled a whole chromium like every other app.
That chicken at the bottom, they knew.
I feel like the most horrific thing about it all is that the government can just deactivate your account at any moment. Happened to a friend when they were visiting, maybe some connections on the phone they did not like it. They didn’t tell them and it happened automatically after connecting with two locals.
Welcome to the future, where everything is a stupid 200MB phone app which doesn’t even work properly. At least here in Germany you can still eat without any. But you definitely have to download some fat BurgerKing app with lots of 4k fire animations to get an 1€ coupon. Of course it’ll also ask for all kinds of stuff.
It doesn’t have to be, fires cool
Not accepting cash should be illegal. What am I talking about they don’t even accept card.
The problem is that a lot of large places don’t want to accept cash. It is easy for small places to use cash because the owner is likely running the register. When you get to mega corporations, it is easier and cheaper for them to pay the credit card fees.
You can’t track cash. Also, the proprietary internet connected payment methods mean that they can ban you from society for wrongthink.
Same thing will happen in America in the next couple of decades, and it will be used to destroy the lives of whoever the fascists deem woke/dei/trans/communist/antifa this week.
WeChat is like Facebook and Venmo combined into one app. I understand that it pretty much replaced cash entirely in China.
Basically yes. It’s THE app. Now it looks like it also integrates meituan (≈ Groupon) and JD (≈amazon)
And it looks like if your social score goes over 500 points, you can activate buy now pay later like klarna
Chat, social media feed (both in TikTok style and also in Twitter/Instagram mashup style), it has everything. It takes 7gb of space on my phone and I only have like 3 chats. I’m guessing for heavy users it takes over the full storage of the phone
This app must have been designed by devil to torture digital minimalists and UNIX philosophy people in the afterlife
WeChat is not a whole lot different to a browser/os at that point. It’s basically THE government mandated iOS, which contains THE government mandated app store. A way of forcing everyone to use their walled garden surveillance system even if they have a computer not under the control of the regime, like the entire Chinese diaspora and any foreigner dumb enough to install it.
That’s life in a horrific authoritarian state.
We need to stop that from happening in the USA. Bring back the penny.
Its honestly so weird to me that Musk did not already do that with him buying himself so deep into politics, owning X and PayPal. It would be so fucking easy, he did say that it would be the plan but somehow he is even bad at being evil.
That’s life currently in the US. Aren’t there plenty of restaurants currently going mobile only or kiosk only where you need an app to interact with the restaurant?
Plenty? I have never been to any restaurant that didn’t take cash or credit card, and especially not one that FORCES you to use Whatsapp to get a code so you can pay through their shitty app.
Have YOU been to a restaurant like that in the US? Not saying they can’t exist, but I just imagine it’d be extremely rare.
This is a reason I’ll never go to China unless it’s with thousands of others who also don’t want to be there and professional logisticians taking care of the food problem.
Sounds like a failed restaurant to me.
Reads like cautionary tale of high-modernism, seemed like a real pain, sorry you went through that. Hope you got a good meal afterwards!
I just say “I only have a work phone, I’m not allowed to install stuff on it.”
I tried to say 没有，没有 (I don’t have it) to the counter but the lady insisted like “oh give me your phone I’ll install it for you, it’s so easy”
On a second thought I just have noped the fuck out in the beginning instead of my hunger dictate my auctions and thinking “well I did 90% of the process, let’s just give them the rest of the precious data…”
And most restaurant chains are like this anyway, the alternative is going to small shops where the menu is handwritten and without pictures (incomprehensible and impossible to translate for me) and/or they have dubious cooking practices
Bonus pic of a salmonella-flavored hamburger from a place that accepted cash:
Maybe I should try to eat like a local but my bowels don’t agree with that…
the alternative is going to small shops where the menu is handwritten and without pictures
That’s what I used to do and then I’d look around and find something that looked nice on someone’s table and ask for that. And I learned the word for beer. It worked pretty well.
Also, going to KFC when you’re in a country with a rich culinary tradition… As an Italian you should know better.
