• thevoidzero@lemmy.world
    2·
    12 hours ago

    I think the reason excel is always there like a cockroach is that it gives people programming capabilities without programming

  • nilzen@lemmy.world
    9·
    18 hours ago

    I have an aexcel sheet like this. it is a decoy. has about 100 legit looking passwords, none of which are real.

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
    17·
    22 hours ago

    I work at a school. I have access to a label maker. I put “NewPasswd = hunter2” on the inside of my work laptop because Im immature. Caught 2 people trying to login with it. (worst part is only 1 was a student…)

      • AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        1319·
        1 day ago

        People aren’t lazy, we just don’t give a shit about cybersecurity, it’s not as big of a deal as IT makes it.

        I use an Excel worksheet for my passwords.

        At my workplace, I need to use a dozen different webapps/VMs, some of them only like once every 2 months.

        For some reason, each fucking app requires different password combinations with different rules, and their all have different password change times.

        I ain’t remembering all that.

        I used to keep a notepad with all my passwords in my desk drawer but I occasionally remote login on my machine nowadays, so I have a passwords.xls file on my desk. It’s even got some formulas that warns me when one is about to expire and needs to be changed, I put some effort into it.

        • Godnroc@lemmy.worldEnglish
          223·
          1 day ago

          And I’m sure the person who steals that file will really appreciate the effort you put in.

          I’ve literally searched networks for files with the word “password” in the title to find documents just… sitting on a network drive anyone could access.

          At the very least, go get KeePass! It’s free, can run without installation, and can even type for you.

              • AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                2·
                12 hours ago

                Ok but consider this:

                Keepass requires to type a master log in, and is therefore a password I don’t care to remember, and would add to my excel password sheet, defeating the purpose of keepass in the first place.

                I don’t think you understand the amount of apathy the average worker has for their company.

                I use keepass at home, and set it to use a password and a key file because I actually care.

                I genuinely don’t care if someone hacks into my office account to do… Whatever. Worst that can happen to me is getting sent to some on the clock cybersecurity awareness program where I’ll be nodding off on my chair doing no work while an IT nerd rambles on about… Whatever it is they ramble about in these things, I never paid attention.

        • baines@lemmy.cafeEnglish
          8·
          1 day ago

          savages?

          real men use a plain text fill named notmypasswords to throw off hackers

        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
          42·
          1 day ago

          Dude just get keepassXC… it literally creates an encrypted vault for your passwords and it’s all stored entirely locally on your device.

          The only potential inconvenience might be that it doesn’t integrate with browser/apps as far as I know, but you can copy/paste from it and it can even generate random strings for you to use when creating new passwords.

          Literally just one password to remember, to open the vault, and all the rest can be stored securely. Two passwords if you use a different one for your desktop login, but that’s still manageable.

            • Zarobi@aussie.zoneEnglish
              2·
              1 day ago

              Yeah, some company I.T. policies ban password managers, which is extremely dumb… But also like, what’s there to do about it? Not my decision and we still gotta work.

              I think I remember at some point putting my passwords inside an encrypted 7zip archive that itself had a password. No idea how secure that truly was, but it made me feel better.

              • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
                3·
                1 day ago

                They might allow the browser’s built in manager. Good chance if they’re a Microsoft shill, edge’s built in would be better than nothing…although it’s Microsoft so a text file might be better.

                IT probably bans them because they can’t access the data. Keepass files are some kind of container, you can store any file with in it. Great when you want save a txt doc with 2fa recovery codes or something and also not a bad way to send a payload that’s impossible to scan. “I’m going on vacation, please use this keypass file for vendor XYZ, open the file within for the vendors contact info”.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
      3·
      24 hours ago

      I knew a guy that stored business login credentials in a Google sheet. Black text on black background was what made it “secure.” Because you have to know that they’re credentials and click on the field.

    • possessedfaxmachine@lemmy.world
      8·
      1 day ago

      In Japan, we use Excel for storing passwords. Creating technical manuals. Or make presentations that would do better in PowerPoint. Database you say? Yes, also!

    • brewery@lemmy.world
      3·
      1 day ago

      Worked in the UK for one of the largest Japanese multinationals. Our team required several government accounts with different passwords. I asked IT what are my options and they said we have none, and that their team used a text file on a shared drive so I did it on Excel instead to make to make it more searchable. If they’re not willing to let you install keepass or buy any software, what can you do!

    • Prox@lemmy.world
      71·
      2 days ago

      The kind of savage whose company is too cheap for a LastPass enterprise license?

  • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    22·
    1 day ago

    I used to work at a company that processed business-end taxes.

    I’m going to make my American compatriots very uncomfortable - I’ve very possibly seen your full social and address info. We handled about a third of all business taxes. I don’t care to use any of it, cuz I also got wage info. Y’all broke. (Same)

    because the company I worked for processed your taxes. And your HR people are garbage and don’t know how to do their job.

    I cannot tell you how many times I had to request my IT team to scrub files from our retention policy because your shitty HR sent it to me in cleartext to troubleshoot instead of through our encrypted box.

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
      7·
      1 day ago

      Well my company HR was so dumb I used to be able to look up everyone’s personal information and income because they tried using Salesforce to store employee data but didn’t know how permissions worked.

      As one of the lower paid employees according to that info. It was not my problem. I don’t work in IT and didn’t get hired for my technical experience, so I offer none.

  • grandel@lemmy.ml
    5·
    1 day ago

    I’ll just write my password (which is the same for all my accounts) on a post-it and stick it to the monitor then.

    • purplemonkeymad@programming.dev
      2·
      17 hours ago

      You mean you don’t write it on a piece of paper then place it in a room that is barricaded from the inside, but still accessible by a securius route through the building filled with environmental puzzles and enemies? The barricade should also be convenient to move from inside the room for fast return to your computer.

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
      3·
      23 hours ago

      Are you my mom? Are you going to call me when that post-it note disappears and ask me if, for some reason, I know what your password is?

    • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
      25·
      1 day ago

      Be like me, and just remember the fucking things in your head.

      1: Come up with a password with all the numbers and symbols and upper case/lower case and other bullshit some places want.

      2: Every time you sign up for something, use the same password, but append the name of the website to it.

      So if your generic password is “pA55w()rd” (obviously, you should do better than that; this is just an example), then your Lemmy password can be “lemmypA55w()rd” and your google password can be “googlepA55w()rd” and your email password can be “thunderbirdpA55w()rd” and your work password can be “timeclockpA55w()rd”, etc, etc, etc. Now it’s easy to remember because you only have to remember one stupid-ass password, but you avoid the potential problems involved with sharing passwords between multiple services.

      And for further refinement, you can make a very hard-to-guess password sequence just based on keyboard patterns. So then you only need to remember a pattern of movement – you don’t have to remember every symbol. For example, start at the v key, and go up and to the right. Once you get to the 7 key, switch to the next row, hold down Shift, and go back down the same way. That gives you a password of vgy7*UHB – very difficult to guess, but easy to remember. You only need to remember the pattern and that it starts at v. This is especially useful for places that make you change passwords frequently and don’t let you use variations of an old password. Simply shift the pattern over by one key, and now you have bhu8(IJN – a ‘completely new’ password that’s just as easy to remember and you’re already used to it.

  • HyperaGel@lemy.lolEnglish
    6·
    1 day ago

    Bitwarden exported my passwords to a spreadsheet file when i decided to mitigate away from it.

    So for it has been my go-to with libreoffice until i find a better solution 😅