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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 9 hours ago

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  • ultimate_worrier@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I don’t make the rules…. but I have observed far too often for it to be coincidence that the more brilliant a type theorist is, the more likely it will be that they identify as 🏳️‍⚧️ or 🏳️‍🌈.

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      You could say that type theorists are isomorphic to LGBT.

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      Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I’m as cis as they come, and I’ve always been absolutely average. Wait that’s not a counterpoint at all

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        I think that would be a contrapositive, as the truth table is the same; unlike a converse or an inverse where the truth tables would be opposite

        But we’re also working with inductive logic here, so maybe truth tables aren’t the right tool to use anyway

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        Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank.

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          Would this be considered doping?

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            I mean, you’re gonna be dope as hell!

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          In that case she’d be able to double jump

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            What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

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              Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can’t track you

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              Removes fall damage

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                Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too, even if you’re tragically cis?

                Asking for a friend who’s me 😁

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                  You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3

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        Same! :)

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      type theorist?

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        It’s kinda like set or category theory. The kind of math that hardly resembles anything at all yet somehow applies everywhere, to infinity and beyond

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        People who use templates and types to achieve absurd outcomes that just work, maybe?

        I have seen a few haskell magic.

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          Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later.

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            They’re putting something in the Haskell that’s turning the coders trans! (jk)

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