Collect the valve stems like they were chanterelles.
I hate these fuckers. This happens a lot in my home town. I was young i just cursed the fuckers and kept going. Nowadays i would deflate the tire.
Parking enforcement.
And maybe check if the hitch is locked in.
This is probably what I’d do. It’s free money for the town, isn’t it?
3 tires. For insurance purposes.
Call a tow truck company and get the spotter’s fee reward.
Take a picture of it and post it on social media for likes.
If the city has an app to report this kind of stuff, I’d use it.
Get a grinder and remove the part that is on the sidewalk
Would be very funny
More realistically take a pic WITH license plate and post online anonymously with GPS location
And inform the cops of course
I am not sure if you are allowed to call a towing company on your own, may depend on country laws
Squeeze past with an armful of saws.
The icing on the cake is having the hitch ball mounted when they’ve probably never towed anything in their life. Make problems, and destroy some people’s knees at the same time.
use the tyre as a step to step up onto the bed cover, step across it, and jump down the other side.
Look at mister fancy pants with his functioning knees.
They work for now!
Look for my umbrella because that big ole cloud might be bringing rain
Outside the box answers, love 'em. 😆
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Deflate the tires and use the truck bed as a trash can and/or porta potty.
Saws-all. Cut it in half right over the sidewalk line and trash the part on the sidewalk
