Probably ignore it, and hope they got a ticket of some kind. I don’t think my area has any parking narc program.
Fantasize about violence. Probably no real action other than banging into it when walking on the sidewalk.
If there are no cameras or witnesses, there will be a flat if I got something sharp enough on me.
Where is this? Are there American style trucks in Europe now?
Looks like poland. I can confirm there are a bunch of these ridiculous pickups here nowadays.
How much to catalytic converters go for in Europe?
Collect the valve stems like they were chanterelles.
Full sprint and bounce off
I hate these fuckers. This happens a lot in my home town. I was young i just cursed the fuckers and kept going. Nowadays i would deflate the tire.
3 tires. For insurance purposes.
Parking enforcement.
And maybe check if the hitch is locked in.
This is probably what I’d do. It’s free money for the town, isn’t it?
Call a tow truck company and get the spotter’s fee reward.
Take a picture of it and post it on social media for likes.
Getting likes is tight!
Squeeze past with an armful of saws.
Get a grinder and remove the part that is on the sidewalk
Would be very funny
More realistically take a pic WITH license plate and post online anonymously with GPS location
And inform the cops of course
I am not sure if you are allowed to call a towing company on your own, may depend on country laws
If the city has an app to report this kind of stuff, I’d use it.
