You can tell from secondary sexual characteristics, like deep voice, cubed ice, thick pitcher body, sexy, manly hands that you just want to grab you and dunk you into his pitcher over and over again until you can’t breathe…
Sir, this is a Wendy’s After Dark. I’m gonna have to ask you to be at least 10% hornier.
Stupid sexy pitcher.
Feels like I’m running out of kool-aid. OH NO! oh no! oh no!
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What do you think the red stuff is? His blood? No!
Gender fluid
It’s his rage.
I thought it was a menstrual pitcher…
That’s a good idea. I should, at my cult I’m making, do a communion thing where we pour Hawaiian Punch, say a prayer where it’s transfigured into the blood of The Kool-Aid Man, and drink it in honor and remembrance of Him. Maybe we should also eat crackers and say they’re His flesh for reasons. And cheese, because He is a gassy god. Why do you think He breaks down walls? So we aren’t overwhelmed by His farts. He’s so thoughtful.
Blood of the innocent.
oh fuck, is that what i have to do to be a real man nowadays?
My walls are made of bricks. Being a man is tough around here. ☹️
whoopsie doodle my walls are made of sticks I hope no owolves find out
Nope. My ex wife was the puncher. Same shape, too.
It’s a tough standard. I only punched a hole in drywall once in college. Does that count? Was I only a man as a romantically frustrated youth, or did I lose my masculinity since then? Does it help if I also punched a few other objects during that time?
Kool-Aid Man’s genitals and organs are located within his “Kool-Aid pitcher”; it looks like a jug of Kool-Aid, but Kool-Aid is a liquid and cannot talk or think, so don’t be absurd.
Kool-Aid Man most likely has a transparent or red mesentery pouch that contains his organs, surrounded by Kool-Aid. Perhaps it’s not even Kool-Aid, but more like blood?
The penis would appear when Kool-Aid Man is aroused, emerging from a small slit. It may be bifurcated, it could look like a corkscrew; it might have spikes or hooks to help Kool-Aid Man deposit an enormous quantity of sperm. Further study is needed.
I HATE garbage like this, Kool-Aid man is OBVIOUSLY much more than a walking-talking pitcher full of Kool-Aid.
oh, so, does he actually have aids or
That might be why he’s acting out all the time: he’s angry about the AIDS 🤷🏻
He’s got a point…not the Kool Aid man, obviously, but the guy who made the post.
It might unironically be a good way to explain gender roles to idiots?
This one website I saw once, I think it was goatse, implied that he is the penis. =)
