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minus-squarenoob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·12 hours agoI got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food. I’m so ready for some zen sex.
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minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-26 hours ago I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Touch grass they said. The great outdoors they said.
minus-squareTʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 hours agoIt was bound to happen to somebody
I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.
I’m so ready for some zen sex.
Congrats on the promotion to Vegetarian.
Touch grass they said.
The great outdoors they said.
It was bound to happen to somebody
Didn’t need to read this.