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Anything can be a sex thing if you’re not a coward.
I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.
I’m so ready for some zen sex.
Congrats on the promotion to Vegetarian.
I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago.
Touch grass they said.
The great outdoors they said.It was bound to happen to somebody
Didn’t need to read this.
Deserve? No. That’s silly. Accept? Yes.
Nah fuck that. Don’t accept material conditions, apply weird morality to them!
I prefer the “oh well, it was bound to happen to somebody” approach to life.





