I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I’m not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
Grape Bran doesn’t sound as appealing to be 💯
You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you’re wasting time if you sleep 4.
I’ve been sticking pennies up my ass for the last 15 years.
The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top
Entramanure
This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.
its been on my camera roll since 2022
I believe you. Just makes those stories worse, but people still believe them.
True, I was the table
Can confirm. I was the ambition. I sat there.
You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
Successful people aren’t eating at Chili’s, lol
That’s right I do curbside pickup
You should see the dumps where he used to dine.
Disgusting dumps are the aftermath of Chili’s.
A truly successful person eats wherever the fuck they want without caring what lesser beings think
sounds like you dont know what real success looks like
I know real success gets better ribs
Chilis is a staple of Minnesota
why would I eat at Staples
I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.
You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.
What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?
Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.
The private table in the break room.
Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.
It’s a table covered in actual chilli
The servers dont actually come to your table to bother you, the kitchen staff just throw the food directly from the kitchen onto your table
Keep imagining while my ambition and drive continues to handily pay my Chilli’s bill
Pshh, you have to imagine? I’ve lived it buddy.
The chair isn’t stuck to the floor.
Applebee’s has a bip section?
Yes, the barely important person section is quite big.
Sounds like a linkedin lunatic
Sounds like a manosphere influencer.
Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don’t realise it’s satire.
Here’s one of their shorts https://youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs
Edit:
https://youtube.com/shorts/L1ip6fu4N0c
This one will make it clear it’s satire.
Oh, I got that it was satire. Wasn’t actually subtle at all. Just sounded like satire of a Chus like Andrew Tate, or that weird “Alpha Male” dick from Twitter.
These two are freaking great at it though. The Royce du pont is still unhinged enough to look like satire, but the other guy is honestly undistinguishable from another ‘alpha Male’ influencer in some of his reels.
LunkedIn
Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.
I’ve only eaten at an Applebee’s once, and I assume Chili’s is the Tex Mex equivalent. Who’s eating at these places? The food is shit and it isn’t really cheaper than other places
I visited the US a few years back and wanted to do what the local do so we went to Applebee’s. I had the most boring steak ever with a bunch of flavourless sides and later on ended up in A&E after I had a violent allergic reaction with an additive that is illegal in virtually every other country.
middle age to old people who dont want to try anything new but want to go out for dinner
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€
And everybody clapped.
whispered
pay attention
