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unglueclass23@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 18 hours ago

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    So uh… something weird happened… I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it… returned this image…

    Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop… right? Haha… ha…

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      User name does not check out.

      Guys… I think this might be a Velociraptor’s account.

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        Don’t be ridiculous, everybody knows we er… velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.

        Nervous human-ish noises

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          Clever girl

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          Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don’t know why I was concerned.

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            Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!

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        if he is to be trusted, then he’s probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed

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      Wait a minute… are you a velociraptor!!!

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        Preposterous! Of course I’m not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor

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      Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!

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        Hmmm… That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?

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      Yer a lizard Harry!

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        Yer a hairy lizard!

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      🤨

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      Tobias?

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