Saw a map earlier with Albuquerque renamed Charliequerque lol
Stop these ideas. America means the whole continent not USA. Trump just does not get what he is saying.
Wasn’t this just an Onion article like a couple months ago, and now it’s on Nottheonion?
“New America” doesn’t even make sense. It is IN America, you dolt!
New America
Somewhere I could actually eb proud to be an American? Nice.
Gulf of America, lake America, new America? Just how uncreative is this motherfucker?
Everything is about saying he named it. Dude wants to claim he created God.
He’s gonna have to fight Keith Richards on that one
He only has room in his head for like 10 words at a time. That’s why he thinks remembering 5 in cognitive tests is a huge victory. It takes half his brain! And the other half is “America” “golf” “China” and “besty Putin.”
Dude will talk about ANYTHING except the Epstein files.
Trump is a freak. People who like him are weirdos. Enough said.
I cannot wait until this fucker is gone. The arrowhead of American failure was carved by people like Donald Trump.
Anyone who supports him to the end should have a permanent black mark against them. Treat them like this regime treats ICC judges. No government jobs or funding, no executive level positions, no top secret clearance, nothing that requires some level of trust. That’s the compromise position.
We need a new one because he fucked up regular America?
There are no adults coming to save us. It won’t even be that surprising if this ends up happening. Certainly not becausw it makes a shred of sense, just because this timeline is satire.
New York goes to… Better York? York Superior?
“Super York” if there is any consistency at all to his renaming mania.
Reigning capital of Super Earth!
Shhh… he doesn’t know New York was named after York.
Calling it already, all Spanish names of towns and states will be forcefully translated to English. Prepare for Snowy, Tiles, Flowery, Aridzone and Caliphornia to be really peeved about this
He’ll say he likes the music of Henry Churches and King’s Wool as well as being a fan of movies featuring Tony Flags
mar-a-lago=> mer-a-merica!“The Angels”
Saint Frank, Saint Doug, Saint Monica, I Found it!, Sacrament, …
Saint James (Diego)
Saint Joseph (Jose)
Saint Francis (Francisco)
Saint Monica
Saint Erica
Saint Rita
Saint Tina
Saint Sandra
Saint Mary
Saint Jessica
Saint You Makes Me Your Man
“Red Stick”
The American (but not Canadian, Mexican, or those other ones) Angels.
Saint Doug
Rich Port (depending on whether the US forces them to secede or not)
South America, Colored
As a born and raised New Mexican, fuck this absolute piece of garbage, and fuck anyone who has voted or is continuing to vote for the convicted rapist and pedophile party. New Mexico is a culturally rich and diverse state, full of traditions going back hundreds, in some cases thousands, of years.
There’s dozens of us New Mexicans here! Dozens!
It’s such a stupid idea because even people who voted for him have New Mexican pride and wouldn’t agree with this change, it’s simply stupid
Y’all motherfuckers be… enchanting…
God dam, hit em where it hurts. Brutal
My wife and I love NM. We’re from shithole TX and if there isn’t a blue wave here, we would love to move.
Hey, buddy. I think you meant to type “New America”
Lets rename New Mexico to release the Epstein files instead
trump files
Why is he still alive?
Nobody has the stones to do anything about it
Even Death is like “Nah, thanks”
Death took Dolly before him.
Think of it from Death’s point of view.
He spares this one guy for a while, and in return, that one guy does his job for him, for free.
The french are protesting against education funding. And americans wont get off the couch to rescue their own country.
Mobs are easier to form when your entire country is the size of a single US state and everyone who wants to participate in the country is within a day of driving to the same location. Your people aren’t less willing to be fucked over by the government. It’s just easier for the small percentage of you who will riot to meet up.
And most countries don’t have a police force more heavily armed than a small country’s military.
Decades of no accountability and poor hiring practices have made the police thugs against their citizen peers. Funded by the have nots, while protecting the haves and themselves.
Hey, they tried. Twice. And once legally, not physically.
Eh. Honestly, I think it’s pretty likely both incidents in which someone got “close” were probably false-flags. Orangeboi is a complete coward. I genuinely think he’d piss his pants and run away screaming if it was a real attempt on his life. There are a number of very suspicious points to the rally event in particular.
We are lost
That’s irrelevant. Why is he still president should be the question.
Once he’s dead, tell me it’s irrelevant
If he dies in office, Just Defiled a couch Vance and Peter Fucking Thiel take over.
So not let perfection be the enemy of good.
Vance does not have any of the charisma nor the following that Trump has. His ability to coalesce a ruling party is low. It’s why Trump is still in power.
Vance is a proxy for Thiel
The bigger issue as I see it is that Trump wants to rule by charisma first. I don’t think Vance particularly gives a shit if people curse his name - meaning that, at the first sign of things getting out of hand, I think he’s more willing to hit the “start killing protestors until the streets are red” button.
Vance has no charisma and he knows it. He is an empty vessel made by Peter Thiel and others.
With no charisma or leverage to get anything extreme done. It isn’t their daughter in law that controls the GOP and is able to fund primary challengers.
You think they’d impeach the younger smarter asshole who wants to hurt their enemies?
No fucking way. The Republicans want this. Trump is only useful for his distraction otherwise they would have stopped musk.
Plus it gives them an incumbent to run in 2028 (if they aren’t already planning to run Trumps corpse again).
Craftmatic is already working on designs with an integrated Fleshlight.
stress ain’t catching up to him
yet
most presidents are affected by stress because they’re actually doing the fucking job, not just alternating pep rallies and golf
Comically, New Mexico acquired its name long before “New Spain” became Mexico. Apparently New Mexico predates Mexico. (By a decent while too).
Edit ended up reading the article, it is listed in the article further down as well “New Mexico’s name predates the founding of the United States back to the 16th century”
Mexico made a power move naming itself, knowing New Mexico already existed. “They might be ‘new’ but we’re the og.”
Apparently New Mexico predates Mexico. (By a decent while too).
…
New Mexico predates the modern country of Mexico, yes.
But when Spanish Conquistadors first reached the Valle de Mexico, in the 1520s, it was the most densely populated urban area on the planet at over a million people.
That’s why New Mexico includes “new”, because it wasn’t the original.
