I thought I was terminally online, but the president is on a whole other level.
I know it’s a shitpost but am I going to be only one to point out its truth social? It’s the red tick, not the blue tick. I saw that and didn’t even need to read it.
Its the premise of the entire post and clearly in the title. You need glasses
Huh? They say I’m taking the character limit off twitter. No mention of truth social. You need glasses.
As in, that post would have been on twitter if they did
It’s confusing. I totally read it like the person you’re responding to at first, then after your comment I instantly knew what OP meant. It’s like a rorsarch test or that blue gold dress thing haha.
Took one glance at this TFDR word blob and thought “There’s no way this geriatric wrote all of that himself”. Clicked on the image and, what do you know, there’s an em-dash in the second, rambling, sentence. Cool. I think I hate mecha-Hitler’s dementia vomit as much as the original’s.
I’m not reading this because there is nothing useful.
It’s just something about being a pedophile
I can only imagine this as dictation and speech-to-text, cleaned up by this week’s press person.
Money says Natalie takes notes all day, compiles these thing and prints them for Trump’s approval.
In any case, he writes very few of his own posts. Turns out having advancing dementia kinda hurts one’s ability to reason and type.
prints them for Trump’s approval
Bold of you to assume he reads anything that comes across the desk
Natalie’s a special case. She compiles his bullshit day and night, writes a post, gets permission to send it. No, Trump can’t effectively read, and he couldn’t before the dementia took hold, but at least he was considered “literate”, albeit at a low level.
Looks like the ingredient list for a Big Mac.
At least it’s not AI
I won’t even bother reading that word vomit, would probably get brain damage if i tried.
Ask AI to summarize it and you’ll take down a data center.
No thanks, i don’t even want the shorter version.
Huh, wonder what he said.
I’m never gonna read it so it’s a mystery.
I’m not reading all that. But some time ago, Maher went to the White House, where he had dinner with Trump. Then he went on someone else’s show (maybe Colbert?) to say how nice Trump was in person, and how he was different than at his speeches, because that was all just an act and a character he plays. Now many of Maher fans are left leaning, or consider themselves to be left leaning. I have pointed out to them on many occasions how I’ve given up on Maher decades ago because of his shit takes on pretty much everything. Sometimes he’ll even have a good opinion, but the way he goes about presenting it is garbage. Anyway I can’t see how a lot of his fans could still be liking him after such praise of Trump after that dinner. And if Trump has now turned on him after that, then that’s even funnier leopards. So fuck them both.
Maher is a nazi fucker and so out of touch with people. He’s cringe. I can’t watch any of his clips.
E: just so it’s not mystery link, it’s the Tim Heidecker mock interview with Fred Armisen, where he lampoons Bill Maher
Is this shit real? He can’t die fast enough.
an emotional 1,323-word diatribe
I also genuinely thought this was just a fake shit post.
But it’s a real shit post.
I spot an em dash. Can’t even use his own words to go on an unhinged rant about someone he doesn’t like
You know people, especially olds, used the emdash before ChatGPT ruined it for us all.
Yeah but he’s using AI and we all know it
tl;dr: spaces around em-dash tell nothing about text being LLM-generated
Non-tl;dr ahead:
Shouldn’t em dash be not surrounded by spaces—like this—as per grammatical | punctuational | formatting | typography rules? I’ve always tried to use em-dash as seen fit (at first relying on some websites to turn two consecutive hyphens – like here – into one. Though at first I didn’t even notice, and now actively despise how it looks like without spaces, so mostly use it like in the post — here is an example. LLMs are supposedly good at these writing things, as I’ve heard.
Did a little web search and yeeeeeeeeeah. Apparently there exist “styles” which suggest both variants, with the more general rule just being consistent. At least for English. In my language spaces are required (except between dates), so apparently it’s not so much about personal preference.
So yeeeeah, it actually tells nothing about this rambling being AI-generated, LLMs (looked through my usage too) use both variants. Sorry if I wasted your (reader) time, hope you learned a little along the way.
Still won’t read original post.
The em dash is weird but an LLM would have produced a coherent and clean text, not something like “I never watch his show” followed by three paragraphs of how he watches his show (quick read, I didn’t actually read the rant), with digressions, random capitalized nouns and typos like DESPARATELY
I’m guessing iPhone autocorrect? Maybe if you type two dashes consecutively it writes the em dash?
It really wouldn’t be hard to tell an LLM to write like he xeets. You have half of the prompt done already in your comment. I’m betting it’s slop.
Handful in the first paragraph… its all slop
SIgh indeed
A slow and miserable death would be acceptable too.
The faster he gets to dying slowly, the better!
Probably not. Not enough caps.
Wait until the midterms are done. Trump croaking before election day might give the GOP an undeserved boost.
It would also mean that Vance is restricted to being elected to one term after this one. If Vance takes office before January 20 at noon, it counts as a term for him because it will be just over 2 years.
Between midterms and 1/20, all of the Etsy witches will be working overtime.
tldr: dementia rambles, that make every PR person in a 5 mile radius burst out in sweat
I have a feeling next weeks episode will be a lot of fun.
All that stands out is “COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER”. Since I already know Trump is, there’s no need to keep reading.
