They obviously mean my schlong
All machines are heavy, I operate none of them.
I always think of like an excavator lol
Baler
I think it’s spelled Baelor 😉
Having driven both, I can safely say that they meant both.
I drive a forklift for a living and I equate “heavy machinery” as a bulldozer or something, lol.
To be fair, I probably couldn’t lift either.
It says don’t drive or operate heavy machinery, the additional clarification is precisely because people will think “well a forklift isn’t a car”
Wait they aren’t talking about cranes?
Container ships, actually
Gantry cranes.
https://lemmy.world/post/39600616/20797357
forklift-sama is about to make me lose my licence
Fucking gold right there
thank you ☺️
My mind always goes to all garbage mashers on the detention level.
No, shut them all down!
I once zoned out of driving for a solid 5 minutes on my way home from work as a teen because my brain didn’t equate heavy machinery with car. Got onto highway…turning off of highway. Nothing in between. Needless to say, I’ve never made that mistake again.
work as a teen
Interesting profession
Long hours, always underappreciated, also thought pretty highly of myself too for someone with very little work experience
This happened to me on a regular basis for a couple years, just sans medication.
Coming to in the parking lot or badging in and realizing you have no idea what happened between getting in the car and now.
3am start times with a 20min drive will do that to you.
I mean, it would be better off to say “motor vehicle” or at least include that with “heavy machinery”, but chances are this would reduce use for a lot of medications when people need to drive to/from work etc so it gives them convenient out lawsuit-wise
It’s even worse than that: when I’m zoned out of my mind, nothing feels heavy anymore. So I can operate anything safely, right?
I thought they meant gundam suit.
Sorry boss
Big ball and chain thing for knocking down buildings for me
I believe that’s called a wrecking ball
aka miley-swing
