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dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon

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I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon

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dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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Experience: I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon
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A mother hippopotamus protecting her young is one of the most fearsome forces of nature. Luckily, I’d just married someone ready to meet it head-on
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    So did my wife! (I have a serious weight problem.)

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      I hope it gets better.

      • TheRealKuni@piefed.social
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        Jokes aside, it is! I’m back on intermittent fasting and have lost 10 pounds in the last month!

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          Nice! Not to be that guy, but have you tried combining it with keto? That combo helped me lose 80-plus pounds.

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            Yeah! I mean I’m not like, going whole hog keto yet but I am trying to reduce the level of sugars when I do eat. Keep that glycemic index low! Unfortunately I have a sweet tooth, and I want to be sustainable, so I’m being cautious.

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              Couple things I’ve found are Danon Oikos Greek yogurt (with frozen fruit like blueberries or Costco triple berries) and Olipop soda for sweet things without a lot of sugar.

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          Hey that’s great. Keep it up 💪

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