The semester is starting back up and i’m terrible at speaking words.
This doesn’t have to be aimed at college students, just conversation starters anywhere would be very much appreciated.
The semester is starting back up and i’m terrible at speaking words.
This doesn’t have to be aimed at college students, just conversation starters anywhere would be very much appreciated.
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
He was sitting on the deck.
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
You’d think it’d be Rrrrrr, but a pirates first love is the C!
What’s a pirates least favorite letter?
“We regret to inform you we have detected illegal tormenting at your home IP address…”
hearty pirate laughter
“ARR ARR ARRR!”
Yes, this is indeed what it sounds like. But when I wrote it out like that, I couldn’t help but imagine seal noises.
Damned seal pirates. Scourge of the seas!
The other pirate couldn’t steer his ship because the only wheel he had was sticking out of his pants. If you asked if it bothered him he’d say “Yar, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”