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minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoAre they sure the opossum was dead? I’ve literally seen one play dead for over a week on the side of the road before… With that said, I have never felt the urge to defecate on roadkill…
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoBecause you aren’t Secretary of Health.
minus-squareIllegalmexicant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoYou pee on an ant bed and 6 months later you are defecating on road kill
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoIf the possum turns out to be live, it may become a gateway bidet.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoYou’re right, let me go mark the calendar…
minus-squareArchangel1313@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThis is the most efficient way of testing whether or not it’s a ruse. Everyone in Florida knows this.
Are they sure the opossum was dead? I’ve literally seen one play dead for over a week on the side of the road before…
With that said, I have never felt the urge to defecate on roadkill…
Because you aren’t Secretary of Health.
You pee on an ant bed and 6 months later you are defecating on road kill
Gateway toilet.
If the possum turns out to be live, it may become a gateway bidet.
You’re right, let me go mark the calendar…
This is the most efficient way of testing whether or not it’s a ruse. Everyone in Florida knows this.