- He looks like an unhinged lunatic. 
- I don’t understand this person’s appeal. - It’s exclusively other people that don’t shower for 3 months. 
 
- Do people really enjoy watching people like this? Jesus Christ, do something healthier with your time, like playing videogames, or masturbating. - what about gym??? - Yes I recommend that kind of workout too 
 
 
- Pretty obvious he’s saying things like this to get more attention. He knows how to get people to clip and spread his content, and people keep feeding the troll. - Yes he does this to troll. He often says things because he is trolling just to get outrage. - Not saying it’s right, but this is what he does. 
 
- the guy lost his mother due to their hoarding, hygiene, and health issues. the guy recently also lost his father to health issues/cancer. You’d think it would be a wake up call for him to start getting his shit together but it won’t. - I guarantee you he’s going to get health issues because of his teeth. His gums have rotted away and routinely bleed (he wipes the blood from his gums on his bedroom wall btw). His home is infested with rats, cockroaches and god knows what else that I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t been bitten by a rat yet while he’s sleeping. The guy is so repulsed by water that I’m surprised he doesn’t have rabies. He can’t even drink it because he finds it gross. He won’t eat any fruit and vegetables for the same reason, they’re gross. - All he eats is junk food and fast food and he’s as thin as a rake. his gums are rotted. I’d be curious to know what his index and middle fingers look like at this point… - Don’t forget he has the personality of a wet brick. 
- I don’t understand why anyone still watches him. 
 Like, is his commentary just that insightful and entertaining? Or is it just watching how far it’ll go?
- And, for some reason, he remains wildly popular, despite being a disgusting incubator for the next global plague. 
- He’s a walking example of rage-bait and it works. People pay attention cause they love him. And people pay attention because they hate him. - He wins either way. - I’d suggest you just ignore his trollish bullshit. 
- Repulsed by water? Does he have Rabies?! 
 
- Yeah that tracks. - All you need to know about Asmongold is there’s a video of him on-stream trying water for the first time ever. - He gagged when he drank it. - Then he “watered it down” with soda. - Pretty sure that was a bit. Not even close to the most significant issue with him - Had to have been a bit, wtf. Nobody should believe a grown human hasn’t tasted water before in their life. That’s ridiculous. 
 
- Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the water he drank Fiji? If so, that’d explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy. - Should taste like corpo fascism, the reznicks are deeply deeply terrible people. - Didn’t know their names till now, but I am not surprised since their fiji water consistently has the highest amount of fecal contamination of any bottled water. They also have FDA recalls, and enough microplastics to get a lawsuit… - They’re also pom wonderful, cuties, and wonderful pistachios. L if you get into the California water bank situation it gets a bit dystopian. - They have the massive almond farms right? I think that’s what I read earlier. - Yeah they grow tons of crops with huge water demands and that’s a major major factor in the California water shortage. - Sure would be nice if the government would get off their asses and resolve that. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Why the fuck do i even know who this person is? Stop give him attention like this or people like them will never go away. 
- Of course you are buddy, you’re twelve. 
- I once didn’t shower for nine months straight, and I evolved from a fetus into a baby - Not true, we tried to rinse you out multiple times. 
 
- who tf is this person and why do I keep seeing his grungy ass pop up in my feed. - He can PAY to have his room clean. Let that sink in. 
- Asking the same thing. 
 
- Asmon has such a surface-level shit take on literally everything. - Anthropomorphic rage bait. 
 
- If this were any other time in history this dork would have died from scurvy already. 
- He misspoke, obviously he meant devolve. - Dissolve* 
- De-evolve 
 
 
- Maybe something on his skin was starting to evolve… 
- Remember when their little coffee-klatch found out about empathy and they all thought they were secret telepaths? 










