• Zagorath@aussie.zone
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      9 days ago

      Why the fuck do they even need to talk about (non-avian) dinosaurs at all? If the point they’re trying to address is “how did meat eaters on the ark survive?” they could just as easily talk about lions, tigers, wolves, etc.

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        8 days ago

        It’s such a stupidly adult concern too. Tell the kids they ate meatloaf. They’re kids. They’ll buy it.

        Well ideally the person telling a science teacher to peddle religious doctrine should be stuffed into a cannon and fired at a brick wall, but as an intellectual exercise…

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      8 days ago

      Why wouldn’t they just say noah and his kids went fishing for food for the carnivores? It’s always funny when christians come up with weird answers when a more logical one is right there. Not that i think noah or his boat existed just that if i was on a boat with hungry meat eaters i’d probably go fishing.

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        8 days ago

        But the kids might ask questions:

        • How big was the one window on the ark?
        • Why put only a single door in the side?
        • Why would an all knowing god specify dimensions for an ark to take all the animals that in no way could facilitate even a fraction of the animals on Earth?
        • Why is the church so cool with children being raped?
        • Jesus seems pretty clear that being rich makes getting into heaven a tough pull, does Ken Ham want to go to hell?
        • In a universe ruled over by an all knowing, all good, and all powerful deity… Ken Ham, WTF???