Benjamin Netanyahu’s 34-year-old son Yair has been living in Miami while Israeli soldiers mobilize, sparking outrage among troops and security warnings from experts

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    12 hours ago

    I heard while he was in Miami he created a pretty big mess for his dad when he stole a retired assassin’s car and killed his dog.

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    Why should he fight Israel’s wars when there are Americans who will do it for him?

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      To be fair, Israel is the country which could be critiqued the least under this aspect. Netanyahu did fight in the military in a variety of conflicts and his brother was killed while fighting. I guess the son did not learn their trade

    • Barbarisms by Barbaras

      With pointed heels

      Victorious Victorias kneel

      For brand new spanking deals

      Marching forward, hypocritic

      And hypnotic computers

      You depend on our protection

      Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth

      Crazy how much the lyrics written for shit happening under W fit better with what’s going on now.

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        Yeah, and especially for how popular it was back then it can be haunting to listen to old hits from bands like SOAD and RATM.

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      I’ve always been a mega SoaD fan but the last year or so the songs hit so fucking hard

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        Absolutely. I’ve probably listened to Prison Song this past year more than any other track of theirs.

        They’re trying to build a prison 
        They’re trying to build a prison 
        They’re trying to build a prison for you and meeee

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      He’s the son of a Politician. They mature around 60 and reach that peak predator energy around 80.

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    Controversial opinion: more young Israelis should do what this man is doing. They should say “lol fuck this shit, who wants to be fighting anyway” and move out of Israel. North American and European countries should welcome them with open arms. Anti-aliyah. Who needs a shithole apartheid bunker state anyway? Settlers move out, come live free from that shit and Free Palestine.

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      OTOH, the children of leaders calling for war should be the first on the front lines.

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        The more you say stupid shit like this the closer we come to a draft where Barron is sent to whereever the safest place near-ish the front lines is.

        You are sleepwalking into a draft and you should be ashamed for even suggesting it. Like, genuinely — you are a stupid, bad fucking person for hoping for a draft.

        Edit: Interesting how many troglodytes came out of the woodwork, and half of them are Canadian. When children, your children, start to die as a result of the world you’ve helped build — I will not let you forget.

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            the children of leaders calling for war

            Right right right, I believe you — totally.

            • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works
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              it seems you have severe issues with reading comprehension, so I will spell out: the leaders are calling for draft, not that user. that user targeted these pre-existing leaders with their statement.

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          Drafting the kids of leaders first in any draft makes a draft less likely dude. No amount of deranged anger from you is going to change that.

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          you should be ashamed

          you are a stupid, bad fucking person

          go touch some grass buddy

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          I think the point of the draft “thought experiment” they were proposing was to stop people from starting these wars and conflicts if they had a personal stake in it.

          There’s this NPR episode I heard where they said that the codes to the nuke should be in someone’s heart and that person carries a suitcase with a knife. To get the nuke, the president should plunge the knife into that man to do it. It’s absolutely horrific and bloody but to kill many from afar you should at least be able to do one up close. I think that the person that recommended it said he’d be the first volunteer and would love that job. He’d make best friends with the president and get to know their kids, just to make the decision absolutely impossible.

          I’d like to think that’s what they were getting at? Your response to the thought experiment seemed confusing at first but I think what you’re getting is that they’d just send the kids to safe areas of the war, rather than anything real anyways, right? which makes sense … politicians would weasel to get their own skin out. I’m not 100% sure why that’d lead to a draft? Do you mean in retribution they’d take it out on others and protect their own?

          Anywho, from another Canadian. ✌️

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            To get the nuke, the president should plunge the knife

            The MIC would make sure that any supported candidate will be able to do it without blinking.

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    It’s funny how this reads as: look over here, look how vulnerable he is. I certainly hope something doesn’t happen to him. Right. HERE.

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    So he is not even in Israel. How new and fresh

    When do we as humanity burn the fucking authoritarian playbook to the ground along with anyone following it?

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    Surprise! Surprise! The elite class who start wars and sent ordinary people to their deaths at the battlefront are draft dodgers!

    I dream of a world where whenever these ‘leaders’ and rulers declare a war, ordinary people on both sides drag them out of their castles, tie them up and throw them in an arena along with sticks, stones, knives and maces. The people can take positions along the gallery of the arena and cheer their leaders on, as the latter fight each other to their deaths. And if they refuse to do so, we can send along some wild lions and elephants for motivation.

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        https://educacion.cc/en/step-by-step/how-to-build-a-guillotine-step-by-step-tutorial/

        I do appreciate this part, probably not intended as comedy but still very funny.

        FAQs

        Q: Is it legal to build a guillotine?

        A: In the United States, it is legal to >build a guillotine for personal use or as a >historical replica. However, it is illegal to >use it for actual executions or as a >means of threatening or intimidating >others.

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        They’re are quick and messy. And someone has to do it. This is way more entertaining and the problem takes care of itself.

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          This isn’t and shouldn’t be about entertainment. This should be about equality and fear.

          That and you bet your ass, if someone rolls one in, there will be a crowd with waaaaaay too many people willing to pull the cord.

          People are currently not eating. People are being bombed. People are freezing to death.

          It’s not enough

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            This isn’t and shouldn’t be about entertainment. This should be about equality and fear.

            You’re dead serious. I’m joking. It’s not that I take the situation lightly, but it’s a blessing to behave so lightly in such a situation.

            That and you bet your ass, if someone rolls one in, there will be a crowd with waaaaaay too many people willing to pull the cord.

            No need for bets. I’m sure that’s what will happen. The elites know it too and they’re building secret bunkers to escape it. Currently they are stretching the divide and rule tactic as far as it can, by getting the ordinary men and women to fight each other. But they know that it won’t work forever.

            However, I must warn you. The results won’t be as clean and just as you imagine it to be. Angry people yearn for vengeance, not justice. It won’t stop until a lot of innocent blood is also spilt. That’s what happened in the French Revolution too.

            People are currently not eating. People are being bombed. People are freezing to death. It’s not enough

            The same people won’t seek other solutions until a tragedy is inevitable. Whenever I speak a solution that can recover our economy before it goes south, the same ordinary people scoff at me saying it’s wishful thinking, ignoring the fact that it has been implemented successfully several times in the past as a measure of resistance.

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        Ropes are cheaper yet and work just fine. And they don’t deserve better than the short drop.

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      Israeli here. His son gets to live there while he here paid a terrorist organization milliards, took bribes out of said payments, claimed it was not his fault at all when said terrorist organization massacared 1,400 people and that there simply wasn’t anything he could do differently (you see, the left that last ruled the country over 50 years ago and the deep-state the head of intelligence service he himself appointed declared does not exist, simply do not allow him to rule properly. If the Attorney General didn’t object to his dictatorial self-coup, Hamas wouldn’t’ve attacked Israel, it’s all her fault, and that nasty Supreme Court and those Kaplanist hostage liberation protesters that didn’t let him rule properly - if not for them, this time Hamas would be so afraid, he wouldn’t dare attacking us!), …and he continues to this day to claim the afforementioned terrorist organization is the country’s biggest asset in the fight against… the Palestinian Authority, who fought together with Israeli forces against that very same terrorist organization for the entire duration of the war caused by said massacare.

      So yes. His son gets to live over there. With illegally-assigned government protection and allowance, no less.

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        Maybe Hamas wouldn’t have attacked Israel, or even existed, if Israel wasn’t violently occupying Palestine

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    Somebody put signs all over Miami with his face and some clever line about him being in Miami dodging the military