Hear me out here - what if we tell Trump he “won ‘pope’”, and he should come to Vatican City to collect his prize. Say it’s a beautiful prize or some bs. Then when he comes to collect, the Swiss Guard can arrest him for wearing a blue suit to the funeral or something, and lock him in the catacombs under the city to add him to the church’s collection of curiosities.
Everyone challenge him. Tell him he can’t do it. He is such a narcissist that it will consume him and he will leave the USA alone while he tries to become Pope.
It would forever change the sarcastic question “Is the Pope Catholic?”
Is the Pope a Nazi?
Well, during WW2 the Catholic church collaborated with them.
Just a tiny little dot on the otherwise blemish free history of the Catholic Church.
They already had one of those.
People have already forgotten that Benedict XVI was literally a member of the Hitler Youth and a soldier in the German military.
Neither of which was his choice.
His ultraconservative, authoritarian opinions after that are his own fault, though, as is his protection of pedophile priests.
Lindsey has diaper rash on his face, he sucks so much ass.
Is this real? Christ…
more like a pale horse candidate
The Man In Orange
Guarantee Russia has pegging blackmail.
We should make Biden pope just to piss Trump off.
Obama would be funnier and annoy a lot of racist Catholics.
He’s already destroying the US. Maybe he can destroy the Catholic Church, too.
The US president said he had “no preference” but suggested an American cardinal, who comes from New York, would be good for the role.
Having managed to greatly influence the Canadian leadership contest last month, the controversial President now weighs in on the Vatican’s process.
So, we aren’t getting an American pope from new york…
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Which alt did I piss off?
“why yes, I am the antichrist. Why do you ask?”
