Prospect Park Police have charged Christina Marie Solometo, 42, Ridley Park, with indecent exposure and related offenses for allegedly planting poop on the hood of another driver Tuesday.
“It was a clean poop, I didn’t even have to wipe,” she allegedly told police.
That was definitely not a clean poop.
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Cleanly executed though. I can’t believe how fast she fired that off
Am I tripping or is she somehow able to poop without taking her shorts or underwear off? It’s hard to make out
Damn that’s honestly kind of impressive I don’t think I’d be able to shit on command like that so quickly
!killthecameraman@lemm.ee
Looks like the community is empty. Want to do the honors and post that there?
Oop I didn’t realize lol, I’ll give @MunkyNutts@lemmy.world some time to consider posting it themself before I do
That wasn’t a poop … that was a spray
But not aerosolized. More like a restaurant’s pancake batter disperser that gives a perfect serving every time the lever is pressed.
Fucking desgustang
Damn no kidding