- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/38690289
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waas
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Have I mentioned SMBC’s ad-free patreon page?
Bonus panel
Being married, I know it’s a death trap… but f@&$ it. What does premium wife get me?
10% less complaints 1 random compliment per year Access to extra premium
WifeCoin
Pegging
Oh no… None for me, thank you.
Higher access to vagina
Access to new and improved body parts
Unlimited access to conversation*
* Restrictions per Terms and Services apply
My guy if you want higher access into the vagina, that’s on you, grow a longer dick
That comes as part of the base plan. “Access to limiting conversation” would be the subscription bonus
Haha wife bad
Are you married? Do you understand the compromises and social management that goes into making a marriage with kids work?
Happily married for 10 years, thanks for asking!