- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/38690289
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waas
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Have I mentioned SMBC’s ad-free patreon page?
Bonus panel
Which tier includes pegging?

You left out the bonus panel!
Where is the NSFL wife?
Being married, I know it’s a death trap… but f@&$ it. What does premium wife get me?
10% less complaints 1 random compliment per year Access to extra premium
WifeCoin
Pegging
Oh no… None for me, thank you.
Higher access to vagina
Access to new and improved body parts
Unlimited access to conversation*
* Restrictions per Terms and Services apply
Higher access to vagina
My guy if you want higher access into the vagina, that’s on you, grow a longer dick
Unlimited access to conversation*
That comes as part of the base plan. “Access to limiting conversation” would be the subscription bonus
Haha wife bad
Are you married? Do you understand the compromises and social management that goes into making a marriage with kids work?
Happily married for 10 years, thanks for asking!
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Set your child to highly destructive mode to wreck those signs.
Honestly, this exact scenario playing out with AI lovers of both anatomies and getting bad-enough that people decide learning to understand and put up with eachother’s non-sense is the better option … is the best chance our species has in this and future generations.
Otoh, we all know its mostly men, and this represents maybe a bottleneck we need to weed-out the ones that will never get the lesson. Here’s hoping there’s enough genetics in it at-play to actually eliminate a substantnal amount of the right(very specific levels/attributes of NP, gullibility and psychopathy) things, and not pointlessly cost our species a bunch of genetic diversity that could otherwise hang-around.
If that second paragraph seems harsh/eugenic, understand its the only potential possitive I see along this path, and almost certainly accidental if it works-out that way in the end at all. I believe anyone trying to make such happen on-purpose is insane and a bad person, promise.
More likely, our grand-kids will all be fucking robots until they die, and “their” kids won’t be so-much theirs as clones/test-tube-babies the robots raise, should they for some absurd reason deign to keep flesh-bags around at all.
Futurama was right: DON’T DATE ROBOTS!
How mad is she going to be if I click on that top link?
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